IT DOES NOT MATTER HOW SLOW YOU GO SO LONG AS YOU DO NOT STOP.
So says Confucious, according to the sample page on Tumblr.
This. Is. A. Lie. If you go slow on a bike, everyone will leave you. If they aren’t supposed to leave you, then they will all stop on the side of the road and twist on their seat to watch you struggle up the hill. Contrary to what they might say, in your head, they are annoyed. So for Heaven’s sake, go fast.
